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10/31/03 – Living the dream

December 12th, we be living the dream.

P.S The phone rings alot on Halloween.

10/20/03 – What a bunch of shit!

Gimp informed me that a group of juveniles created their own Counter-Strike movie.  With many of the same jokes in it.  Now I don't know who made their video first (ours was shot and edited on September 9, 2003).  But our video is clearly better, both the way it was done and the pacing.  Here is the unfinished version, even in it's unfinished state it still is a masterpiece.

Mr. Hurst is still a dick.  He gave Ryan and Nick inschool for writing on the back of the seats in the auditorium.  Ryan tagged it with "TCFS", and Nick complemented it with a "Simon Likes Penis". They got three days inschool, even though there is writing from the mid-seventies, and the fact that Mr. Jacobs told Ryan and Nick that if they washed it off they wouldn't get in trouble.  On top of that, Mark shaved off Ryan's eyebrows (he looks really damn stupid) and is temporally banned from the Mann household.  Ryan in now grounded for the reminder of the week.

Three times I was told we were playing football and three times I was lied to.  We played three weeks ago, and it was the greatest game of football man has ever had the pleasure of playing.  We even got to play against two 15 year old, blazing fast black kids (one of them went by the name orgasm).  Anyway there was talk about playing football every Friday...BULLSHIT!  I've been trying in vain to reunite the guys ever since that fun filled Friday afternoon.  With excuses such as "I'm tired", "I couldn't get anybody", and "I don't feel like playing football today" echoing from these heartless men.  The only trooper in this platoon of pussies is Atwood's own Jason "Gimp" Cox, who vowed to play football no matter what the cost!

10/17/03 – Chris Berens Beats 3rd Grader's Asses

No criminal charges will be filed against a 24-year Tuscarawas Valley elementary teacher facing termination for allegedly assaulting students in her class.

Chris Berens will not face any misdemeanor charges, Bolivar village Prosecutor Steve Anderson said Thursday. County Prosecutor Amanda Spies Bornhorst had referred the case to Anderson in August after determining nothing of a felony nature had occurred.

Berens was accused of grabbing and squeezing students’ arms, necks or shoulders; using her fingernails on students’ scalps to turn their heads; picking up a student by her ankles; yelling at students in the “crayon room” and clicking a stapler near students’ ears.

Anderson said that after reviewing information gathered during an extensive investigation by Bolivar Chief Robert Kutcher, he considered a count of assault stemming from the alleged use of fingernails on a student’s scalp.

“I have determined there is insufficient evidence to charge Ms. Berens with any criminal activity,” Anderson said. “The state must prove beyond a reasonable doubt that on a particular occasion Ms. Berens knowing caused or attempted to cause physical harm to another.”

Anderson said the investigation revealed many conflicting statements from Berens’ class of 3rd graders and other teachers.

“The evidence consists of a split between teachers and students who were in a position to observe Ms. Berens during the school year. Ms. Berens has denied the allegations. I am unable to pinpoint the dates of the alleged assault and have no physical evidence of an assault.”

Some of the students interviewed told Kutcher they had been yelled at in the “crayon room.” Some students said Berens had dug her fingernails into their scalps or clicked the stapler near their ears.

Yet other students said they had neither seen or heard any of the conduct described by the other students.

One teacher reported having seen Berens use her fingernails to turn a child’s head as part of a reprimand for inappropriate conduct in the lunchroom.

Berens remains suspended without pay, according to Superintendent Robert Bowden, and hearings are set for Dec. 4 and 5 on Berens’ termination.

The Times Reporter 10-17-03

God Bless you Ms.Berens you child beatin lezbo

 (What the hell is the crayon room?)

10/10/03 – Brandon Buy

Ever notice that no matter when you go to best buy you always run into Brandon Kerr.  Even when he's not working he's hanging out there, like he gets paid to dork it up there.  Also be sure to check out the Halloween superstore for all your fake blood needs.

9/11/03 – John Ritter Vs Johnny Cash

I understand Johhny Cash...but John Ritter?!?!?!?!?! COME ON!

8/21/03 – Fines/Sentences

Eric M. Lindberg, 21, 420 N. Vine St., Orriville, $442, 60 days jail suspended for one-year probation, anger management assessment, domestic violence domestic violence, incident March 11; counts of criminal trespassing and disorderly conduct dismissed

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